Janus Daniel

"I like sex to be interactive, personally. But I do expect a sandwich afterwards."

- Janus, on "Top or bottom?"

"‎*prepares camera, finds nearest bush*"

- Janus, on fapping in Jennifer's bushes.

Janus Daniel is a teenager that is a member of Gamers Anonymous and a close friend of Chase and Jimmy. He is of Russian descent and, as far as anyone knows, is a zombie with super powers. His origin is unknown, although it is thought that he is the son of Kurt Cobain and a Russian hooker who may have been a witch.

Janus has a quite broad taste in music, that completely surprises his amazing stepbrothers. When asked how he developed such an amazing musical horizon, he responded with "I'm fucking Russian. What the hell do you expect?" He has been playing guitar since age eleven, and considers himself quite good. By quite good, he means that his playing rivals that of the legends. He acquired the skills to do sweep picking and no-look pentatonics within the last year. He prefers to play grunge and thrash, but can cover a broad range of rock sub-genres.

He spends his day's fapping in Jennifer's bushes and drinking vodka while destroying Somalian fishing boats. When he is not doing that, he is plotting the overthrow of God so that he may take his throne. His days consist of bacon, coffee, and hookers at all times.

Janus has also named his dick The Truth, because bitches can't handle it. On occasions, he's nicknamed it Probation, so he can say he has violated his probation. He recently decided to give it a third name, Attention, because bitches love attention. The newest alias for his dick is Religion, so he can shove it down people's throats. Also, he calls his dick Phonics, because bitches are hooked on it. His dick was recently thought to be to an arm. This is true, and can be confirmed by the original source.

He is also Chuck Testa. Like a champ.

A Comprehensive list of things that Janus is capable of

 * Getting drunk and NOT falling over (like a bauss)
 * Your mom
 * Kicking babies
 * Throwing midgets
 * Driving five cars, two tanks, and a motorcycle... all at the same time
 * Touching himself while watching Jenny through the window
 * Taking pictures with his Russian eye cameras
 * Conquering the world while sitting comfortably at home, doing all of the above things
 * Making Jennifer's hair sticky with Jimmy at night in their raccoon suits

Connections:
Janus has connections to the following:
 * Jimmy Rollo
 * Johnathan Chase Pugh
 * Jennifer Annabell Gagnon

Related Pages:

 * Janus Daniel - Quotes