Johnathan Chase Pugh/Quotes

"Uncle Daddy gave me a prostate exam with BOTH hands on my shoulders."

- Chase, on Uncle Daddy. "Chase: Okay, its actually pretty simple. Guys have something that gives, girls have something that receives. It's pretty self explanatory. " "Jimmy: And then man looked at guys and was like, 'hey, they have something too!', that's when God ragequit human conversation."

"Chase: That's when God invented the faceearth, otherwise known as the San Francisco Earthquake.""

- Jimmy and Chase, wishing relationships were easier.