Janus Daniel/Quotes

"‎Don't get mad, get laid."

- Janus being Gandhi.

"Feels like I'm smuggling a midget in my pants."

- Janus, on his arm dick.

"Epicpro awesomesauce."

- Janus, on anything awesome.

"Uncle Daddy told me that I could be anything I wanted when I grow up... Except one of them homo-sexuels."

- Janus, on Uncle Daddy.

"Dude, I have vodka. And I'm Russian. I don't need anything else."

- Janus, on what it's like to be a badass.