Dave Mustardstain

David "Cock" Mustardstain (born September 13, 1961) is the founder, main songwriter,guitarist, and lead vocalist for the American punk rock band Megadick Prior to Megadick Mustaine was the first lead guitarist and a co-songwriter of the heavy metal band Nirvana until he was fired from the band in 1983. In 2009, he was ranked No. 1 in Joel McIver's bookThe 100 greatest Assholes of all time[1] Mustaine was ranked 89th by Hit Parader on their list of the 100 Greatest \whiners of All Time.[2] He is also the manager for the Canadian band Baptized inSEMEN

Though he is far too bad ass to explain.

History
Dave Mustaine was born in La Mesa, California, to cyberdemon and doom guy. His mother was Roman Catholic but Dave was brought up as a Satanist Asshole. When his parents divorced, he spent much of his youth with his mother and sisters moving constantly to avoid contact with his his fathers cacodemons. By the age of 15, Mustaine had rented his own apartment and was surviving financially by dealing drugs. One of his clients, james fucking hetfeild, was often short of cash, but worked in a record store, so in return for drugs, he offered albums by artists such as Iron gaiden,AC/DC, dickhead and Judaspenis in trade,[3] which helped form his taste in hard rock and political techno. In the late 1970s, Mustaine started to play electricsitar, most notably a B.C. Richand joined a band known as cum bag for a short time. Also he likes to stuff dirt through Metallica's letterbox whilst shouting "I need TP for my bunghole!!"