Dave "Jesus EFFING CHRIST" Grohl

Dave. AKA Jesus fucking Christ. None other than the best damn musician on the face of the planet.

After playing in such bands as Metallica,Nirvana,Nirvatallica,Dr Robotnik's Mean Beat Machine,Stone Penis Pilots, Helen Mirrens Titties,That Straight Buzzard,Iron Blimp and Avenged Sevenfold (Until he was replaced by the Rev....Who was said to be a good drummer....Until he ate some of Dave Grohls crap......Then became a great drummer)

He has been qouted as saying "Growning a beard is like my penis....Just keeps getting longer"

Though it hasnt been proven. Some have said Dave could actually play guitar,drums,bass,skateboard,your mom, a 1967 Chevy Impala,the electric kettle and a bag of chips at the same time.....and make it sound HEAVENLY!

He was the inventor of sextuple bass, and can play every single pedal with his penis, while simultaniously pleasing your mother, Heyley Williams, Woodysgamertag, and Ozzy Osbourne all at the same time, and with thie same penis.